the things he says..

My husband is a sleep talker. It's hilarious.

Episode 1

W: Look, it's a bunny (pointing to door way) Look at the bunny, look! (rolls over towards me) I'm a bunny, nom nom nom nom nom.
L: What bunny? What are you talking about? (Will wakes)
W: ........What the heck was I doing?

30 minutes later...

W: (asleep again) How many vertebrae does a giraffe have?

Episode 2

W: Et toi? Et toi? Et toi?

Episode 3

W: Are there knobs on your light dimmer?
L: What?
W: On your lighter? Are there knobs?
L: What lighter babe? Is my lamp annoying you?
W: (rolls over and sighs in frustration) I just want to know the variables of your light!!

Episode 4

W: I'm not sure of this guy. I'm not sure about his closing argument
L: What?
W: This guy! He's supposed to be going in to bat for us!

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Oh he makes me smile.